I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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