Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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