It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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