if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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