if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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