I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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