Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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