I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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