hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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