There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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