I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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