do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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