why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
