she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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