His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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