Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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