what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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