Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Oh Jesus.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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