I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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