i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
