I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He did a backflip because drugs
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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