"it" just moved
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
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maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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