There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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