Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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