when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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