Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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