No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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