That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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