Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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