a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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