We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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