moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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