Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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