And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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