so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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