Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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