...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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