I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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