I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
This is my gift to your gina
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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