is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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