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Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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