I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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