The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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