Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he thought i was a dude.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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