what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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