good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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