This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
