i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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