4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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