Where is the hickey?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
