why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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