She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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