Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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