You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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