just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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