Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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