eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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