is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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